
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: “So, Seamus, how was your day?” I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.” To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”Ī doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” Angrily, back into the house she went.Īs the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.Ī little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. You broke your finger.”Ī man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She was about to continue when the doctor said, “That’s enough, let me think this over.” He thought for about a minute and said “I think I know what your problem is. She poked her forehead and screamed again. So the woman poked her ankle and screamed of pain.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?”Ī woman runs into a doctor’s office and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!” “Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look. “Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes. A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery.
